Spicy Mayonnaise Directions:

In a small bowl, combine mayonnaise, hot sauce, and garlic. Cover and keep chilled until ready
to use.

When you arrive at the designated camp site, your first disappointment is always going to be the 20-person family who has set up right next the spot you planned on using to commune with Gaia. They will of course be prepared for any eventuality that might occur, and come ready with their own generator, fridge, sound system, and televisions.